thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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