I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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