The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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