Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
