awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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