You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
