the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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