she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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