Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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