At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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