when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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