She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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