He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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