So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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