I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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