just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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