Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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