i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Randomize
