I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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