Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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