it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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