and you said cock pushups were impossible
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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