If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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