Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
True strength comes from lack of pants
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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