Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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