I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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