She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
