We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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