I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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