you would pick up someone in the library
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
