You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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