grandma shit on top of the toilet
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
do nipples grow back?
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