areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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