omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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