She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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