Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Do vagina's smell?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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