yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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