You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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