She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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