Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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