i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Couch. On fire.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
