that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
