I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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