That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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