i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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