just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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