im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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