sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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