I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
