dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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