Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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