He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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