Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
